Anyone want to help me start/finish this speech?

It's the ugliest word in the English language, but that's what I see now: Gamers. And you don't want to be a gamer, 'cause gamers are living contradictions! Gamers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Gamers wax and wane, Gamers love to complain! Gamers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Gamers love being another man's judge and jury! Gamers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Gamers love to be late, Gamers hate to hurry!